The Smackademy Awards

I'm no punk, but will somebody please consider me for inclusion in some kind of fukk'n list. There. I said it. Fuck you. Very much.

OK, where's the car? It's time to go to the next city.

I nominate Bobby42 as ...

Best Use of "Fuck You" for Not Making A List

You gotta have an award that is given during the commercials, so you might wanna add favorite avatar to the list since we don't have a "best lighting category"?

Also, worst/best poster from a site on Hostboard other than THE? Just pitching in my nickel...

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ February 19, 2002 10:55 PM: Message edited by: PrimeX ]</font>

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by PrimeX:
You gotta have an award that is given during the commercials, so you might wanna add favorite avatar to the list since we don't have a "best lighting category"?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shameless "Hey, what about me?" reset.
Nice, Prime. That had as much uuuuumph behind it as Joe Gibbs' engines last sunday. http://www.hostboard.com/forums/

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by IBystander:
Best Reason to Assume All Women are Men: rebel girl, alicia klass, sweetpea, wendy lou bitch, gateway rep/nasty valerie

Rookie of the Year: Pogue Mahone/Ertai

Classiest Poster: Redskins Dame

Best Reason to be up at 4 in the morning: Miss Jo</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

whatever happened to Pogue btw? I'd vote him as the most clever/witty poster.

Has anybody suggested "Best Sig"?

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Smackie Chan:
Best Poster, Comedy -- Python, Biggie, Bacefelice, Uncle Fester, EuroClone, enolc, itsanalias</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

voting for me is like picking the expos to win the world series

I've already traded votes with the Russian judges.

What about The Best Troll Train?

A few come to mind: 1-800-MANSEED; Happy Shiney People, etc...

Smackie
For sake of accuracy my lame-ass parody post was titled Dr. Smacklove or: How I Stopped Worrying and Racked the Trolls(1K)

It's an honor just to be nominated.

Cecil B. DeDr. Bob, didn't you also craft a Pulp Fiction/Smack Fiction screenplay?